I'm Amanda. What do I do on tumblr you ask? I mostly post things I find either amusing, awesome, or downright hilarious. I'm currently working two jobs, so there isn't much time to do much else, but occasionally you may be gifted with some Minecraft screenshots, art, or daily happenings of me and Zek <3 Also I love getting any sort of messages, so feel free to ask away!

thisismyveritas:

I laugh when a DVD offers the options: “Play Theatrical version” or “Play Unrated Extended version” like how is that a question? “Hmm I guess I’ll just choose the theatrical version, who needs all that extra boobs and sex and violence and dirty jokes. I’m only watching…

sofapizza:

looks legit

sofapizza:

looks legit

(Source: bethbrannon)

simsgonewrong:

i know i’m no expert at cooking but i’m pretty sure my sim is doing it wrong

simsgonewrong:

i know i’m no expert at cooking but i’m pretty sure my sim is doing it wrong

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

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(Source: grandpaharleys)

  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
memewhore:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

memewhore:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

memento-vivere-ria:

pleatedjeans:

via

OMG THAT LAST ONE

tvverkin:

typical conversation with kids im not friends with

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(Source: googlechromosomes)

(Source: blua)

nishlo:

for those that don’t know

nishlo:

for those that don’t know

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 
imma eat it anyway

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that? 

imma eat it anyway

(Source: felixity)

42bars:

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(Source: sly80)