I'm Amanda. What do I do on tumblr you ask? I mostly post things I find either amusing, awesome, or downright hilarious. I'm currently working two jobs, so there isn't much time to do much else, but occasionally you may be gifted with some Minecraft screenshots, art, or daily happenings of me and Zek <3 Also I love getting any sort of messages, so feel free to ask away!

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

did-you-kno:

Individuals who fail to understand sarcasm are more likely to suffer from dementia and experience a decrease in the brain’s abilities.
Source

did-you-kno:

Individuals who fail to understand sarcasm are more likely to suffer from dementia and experience a decrease in the brain’s abilities.

Source

dorkly:

plaguesworth:

PKMN-FUSION: Magneto

Been having fun learning some new techniques so I figured why not do a Pokemon Fusion :D. SLIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Reminds me of the old Nickelodeon ooze.

25 More Insane and Amazing Pokemon Fusions

The magical art of Pokemon Fusions has been going on for more than a year now - and over that year, we’ve brought you three collections of 25 of the best pieces of Pokemon Fusion fan art on the internet (Part 1Part 2Part 3). Now we finally bring our tally to 100 with 25 more of the most delightful, horrifying, and incredible Pokemon combinations out there.

We are determined to literally catch ‘em all. To see more of our favorite fusions, click here!

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

nentindo:

nentindo:

YES I AM SO READY

i wasnt ready. i was never ready in the first place and i am a fool for thinking i was

nentindo:

nentindo:

YES I AM SO READY

i wasnt ready. i was never ready in the first place and i am a fool for thinking i was

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memewhore:

**EVERYONE STOP REBLOGGING THIS IT’S A TOTAL SCAM**
spiderbitelabia:

mikaeo:

junior-mints:

tiramisu-strawberry:

menageriebar:


AYI is changing how dating sites work by connecting people through their interests and friends. AYI’s goal is to revolutionize the online dating industry by creating more thoughtful and meaningful connections. 

GUYS! REALLY COOL TRICK create an account on this website and select male and select an age somewhere between 35-50 and err, i wont spoil it for you. Just take a look!! 
Use this link if you’re from: The US or Canada.
Use this links if you’re from: UK or Ireland.
Use this link if you’re from: Australia, NZ, and others.
The links are very important, otherwise you won’t see the trick.
(also this is a real neato dating site btw)

this is where I met my boyfriend lmao…. and holy fucking shit how is this trick not known in public???? oh my god tumblr you never disappoint

HAHAHAHAHA. NOBODY FUCKING TELL OMFG
if its not working you probs used the wrong link

This is a mean spam trick to get people to sign up to their website. Nothing cool happens. Click on some of the other rebloggers URLs and you will see deactivated accounts.

^^^ how did no one else notice that jfc

memewhore:

**EVERYONE STOP REBLOGGING THIS IT’S A TOTAL SCAM**

spiderbitelabia:

mikaeo:

junior-mints:

tiramisu-strawberry:

menageriebar:

AYI is changing how dating sites work by connecting people through their interests and friends. AYI’s goal is to revolutionize the online dating industry by creating more thoughtful and meaningful connections. 

GUYS! REALLY COOL TRICK create an account on this website and select male and select an age somewhere between 35-50 and err, i wont spoil it for you. Just take a look!! 

Use this link if you’re from: The US or Canada.

Use this links if you’re from: UK or Ireland.

Use this link if you’re from: Australia, NZ, and others.

The links are very important, otherwise you won’t see the trick.

(also this is a real neato dating site btw)

this is where I met my boyfriend lmao…. and holy fucking shit how is this trick not known in public???? oh my god tumblr you never disappoint

HAHAHAHAHA. NOBODY FUCKING TELL OMFG

if its not working you probs used the wrong link

This is a mean spam trick to get people to sign up to their website. Nothing cool happens. Click on some of the other rebloggers URLs and you will see deactivated accounts.

^^^ how did no one else notice that jfc

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

(Source: sovietnam)

omocat:

taking pictures for the summer line :)

coming this weekend (hopefully!) i’ll be posting a final date this week!!!

memewhore:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.


No he isn’t, the fucking hands are still in proportion to a normal-sized cat ffs.  It’s just perspective.

memewhore:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

No he isn’t, the fucking hands are still in proportion to a normal-sized cat ffs. It’s just perspective.

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

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(Source: gaerard)