I'm Amanda. What do I do on tumblr you ask? I mostly post things I find either amusing, awesome, or downright hilarious. I'm currently working two jobs, so there isn't much time to do much else, but occasionally you may be gifted with some Minecraft screenshots, art, or daily happenings of me and Zek <3 Also I love getting any sort of messages, so feel free to ask away!

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Hard Sell

outofcontextdnd:

Cleric: Have your knees been broken in the past thirty days?

Gambler: No, no they have not.

Cleric: Wonderful! *hefts mace* Have you heard of the glory of Pelor?

tastefullyoffensive:

This would be the greatest conversation ever. [x]

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  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

coelasquid:

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The NoSleep Podcast has started the job of curating a list of Trigger Warnings for their library of episodes, in an effort to make the podcast more enjoyable for people who enjoy horror but want to avoid being caught off guard by certain themes. The list is short for now, but their goal…

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

Moisturize me.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

Moisturize me.

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did-you-kno:

A NASA expert claims that in the next 20 years we will find out we are not alone in the universe.
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did-you-kno:

A NASA expert claims that in the next 20 years we will find out we are not alone in the universe.

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eridone:

why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you

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vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.